lDaisy: What kind of garden do you come from?
Alice: Well I don’t come from any garden…
Daisy: Oh, do you suppose she’s a wildflower?
Alice: Oh no, I’m not a wildflower…
Rose: Just what specie, or shall we say, genus, are you, my dear?
alice: Well, I suppose you call me a genus, humanus, eh… Alice!
Daisy: Ever seen an Alice with a blossom like that?
Iris: Come to think of it, did you ever see an Alice?
Daisy: Yes, and did you notice her petals? What a peculiar color!
Iris: And no fragrance!
Daisy: Hahaha! Just look at those stems!
Iris: Rather scrawny, I’d say.
Rose bud: I think she’s pretty!
Rose: Quiet, bud!
Alice: But I’m not a flower!
Iris: Aha! Just as I suspected! She’s nothing but a common mobile vulgaris!
Flowers: Oh no!
Alice: A common what?
Iris: To put it bluntly: a weed!
Alice: I’m not a weed!
Tulip: Well, you wouldn’t expect her to admit it.
Lilac: Can you imagine!
Daisy: Well, goodness!
Lily: Don’t let her stay here and go to seed!
Other flower??: Go on now!
Rose: Please, girls…
Pansies: We don’t want weeds in our bed!
Other flower: Move along, move along!
Alice: Oh, all right, if that’s the way you feel about it. If I were my right size, I could pick every one of you if I wanted to! And I’d guess that’d teach you!
Flowers: Hihihi!
Alice: You can learn a lot of things from the flowers… Huh! Seems to me they could learn a few things about manner.
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