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Merry Christmas
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Dec 23, 2006 7:45 pm
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Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas to you
my friends
Merry Christmas to you
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No Man/Woman
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Nov 1, 2006 7:22 pm
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*No Man/Woman is worth your tears and the only one who is, will never make you cry .~ Author Unknown
*Be very careful if you make a woman cry, Because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a mans rib, Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior , But from the side to be equal.. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.. ~Author Unknown
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redneck joke :)
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Oct 21, 2006 7:55 pm
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(((((*REDNECK JOKE))))
"""NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH""""
TWO HILLBILLIES WALK INTO A RESTAURANT, AFTER ORDERING THEIR CORNBREAD AND BEANS, THEY TALK ABOUT THE LATEST ADDITION TO THEIR JUNKYARD BUSINESS.
SUDDENLY, A WOMAN AT A NEARBY TABLE, WHO IS EATING A SANDWICH,
BEGINS TO COUGH.
AFTER ABOUT A MINUTE OR SO, IT BECOMES APPARENT THAT SHE IS
IN REAL DISTRESS.
ONE OF THE HILLBILLIES LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS "KIN YA SWALLAR?" THE WOMAN SHAKES HER HEAD NO. " KIN YA BREATHE?"
THE WOMAN BEGINS TO TURN BLUE AND SHAKES HER HEAD NO.
THE HILLBILLY WALKS OVER TO THE WOMAN,LIFTS UP THE BACK OF
HER DRESS, YANKS DOWN HER DRAWERS AND QUICKLY GIVES HER
RIGHT butt CHEEK A LICK WITH HIS TONGUE.
THE WOMAN IS SO SHOCKED THAT SHE HAS A VIOLENT SPASM AND THE
OBSTRUCTION FLIES OUT OF HER MOUTH. AS SHE BEGINS TO BREATHE
AGAIN, THE HILLBILLY SLOWLY WALKS BACK TO THE BAR.
HIS PARTNER SAYS, "YA KNOW, I'D HEARD OF THAT THERE ""HIND LICK MANEUVER", BUT I AIN'T NEVER SEEN NOBODY DO IT!!"
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u know im a blonde when i do....
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Oct 21, 2006 7:42 am
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u know im a blonde when i do....
boil eggs and then burn 'em....forgot i had them on stove kepp hearin a poppin sound , didnt dawn on me and it wouldnt stop so i went to see , my pan was empty no water, forgot about even turnin them on, and eggs was marked with burn marks..oh my now who could have done better? burn eggs you put on to hard boil. hehe
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check this out
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Oct 21, 2006 7:22 am
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i hope my sis, hot , gets better. i prayed for u last nite sis, take ur time and dont walk to far or i will wheel over there ,and have hot lava help tie ur azz down, u need to relax , medatate, brother help keep her calm . make her stay calm it affects the nerves in back to . medatate sis , (just relax) we all have our hands on you
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