/blog/thenest/?pid=p9814 A bit of anything and everything really... why limit it? /blog/16321/post_122372.html?pid=p9814&m= Oil Change instructions for Women: 1 ) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.2 ) Drink a cup of coffee. 3 ) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:44:02 -0800 /blog/16321/post_122372.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_121754.html?pid=p9814&m= The greatest thing since sliced bread... Ever said that? But how many people know WHEN sliced bread was invented??? (The first commercial use of the machine was by the Chillicothe Baking Company of Ch Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:50:40 -0800 /blog/16321/post_121754.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_119983.html?pid=p9814&m= They weep in anger, in sorrow and in vanity greater than Man. But do They Laugh as easy? Do They laugh as we the children, do They laugh at themselves? The Gods do surely Laugh, But I think they have Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:02:28 -0800 /blog/16321/post_119983.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_119393.html?pid=p9814&m= We had a mare, due to foal any day... She'd been bred to our black stallion, quite successfully in the past and we were hoping for another quality filly out of the breeding... For three days, she'd b Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:09:10 -0800 /blog/16321/post_119393.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_119085.html?pid=p9814&m= CINDERELLA was now 95 years old.After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for compan Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:34:19 -0800 /blog/16321/post_119085.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_118970.html?pid=p9814&m= Find out who is your role model... Do the simple math below, then scroll down to find your hero. It's CRAZY how accurate this is!1) Pick your favorite number between 1 - 9...2) Multiply by 3 then...3 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:16:28 -0800 /blog/16321/post_118970.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_118694.html?pid=p9814&m= A sign of the times, the number of people you see with their little cardboard signs...? Sunday I saw 2 different ones. I take my son 20 miles outside of town to a truck stop where I hand him back over Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:01:29 -0800 /blog/16321/post_118694.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_118555.html?pid=p9814&m= It's been an interesting two weeks for me, with more to come! He would come over every 2-3 days... We'd been laying the groundwork for this for some time, but when it came down to it... I was still un Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:08:32 -0800 /blog/16321/post_118555.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_118279.html?pid=p9814&m= I was in Sedona yesterday, at a wedding... One of the guys I used to survey with was also there, since for him, it was his best friend's wedding. He quit surveying a little over a year ago to join th Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:31:16 -0800 /blog/16321/post_118279.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_118122.html?pid=p9814&m= In honor of recent losses, an oldie from the archives...It would be good to have our life to live backwards... You start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:18:58 -0800 /blog/16321/post_118122.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_117670.html?pid=p9814&m= I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies.U.S. Forest 'Service'Internal Revenue 'Service' U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Cable TV 'Service' Civil 'Servic Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:34:27 -0800 /blog/16321/post_117670.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_117554.html?pid=p9814&m= This came to me via email, but I thought I would share...___________________________________________________________And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called Americ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:01:08 -0800 /blog/16321/post_117554.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_117235.html?pid=p9814&m= I have family in town and during the planned part of their stay, I would drive down the hill to Laughlin, meet them at the Riverside, play some penny slots and visit... I'm not much for gambling; I w Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:58:39 -0800 /blog/16321/post_117235.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_117194.html?pid=p9814&m= HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to se Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:44:20 -0800 /blog/16321/post_117194.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_116691.html?pid=p9814&m= The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I Sun, 24 May 2009 19:52:56 -0800 /blog/16321/post_116691.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_116240.html?pid=p9814&m= Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and he looks into his small bowl. It's empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits Tue, 12 May 2009 22:10:09 -0800 /blog/16321/post_116240.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_115843.html?pid=p9814&m= This one is utterly pathic! No only did he email me 12 days ago, he tried a new one today... Poor stupid *lb*rtp3 (name changed to protect the guilty)... I really DO wonder if he paid someone to write Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:20:31 -0800 /blog/16321/post_115843.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_115370.html?pid=p9814&m= A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms.Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store.The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and a Sat, 18 Apr 2009 20:31:10 -0800 /blog/16321/post_115370.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_115278.html?pid=p9814&m= It was my first time, letting someone that close to me... no barriers... all my secrets bare to him... I'd heard people talk.. about how dangerous it could be, you have no idea what you're opening you Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:56:34 -0800 /blog/16321/post_115278.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/16321/post_114920.html?pid=p9814&m= I'm now a government employee... complete with ID card and knowledge of the secret handshake... and the more I see, the more I realize it takes a bureaucracy to truly SCREW things up, and of course... Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:48:18 -0800 /blog/16321/post_114920.html?pid=p9814&m=