/blog/pigflu/?pid=p9814 Gone away /blog/19436/post_134722.html?pid=p9814&m= My claim to fame, I'm afraid to say is not very erotic, in fact it is a sort of grubby dirty affair, however it will give me today my 15 minutes of media attention.You see some years ago i was employe Thu, 31 Mar 2011 23:13:54 -0800 /blog/19436/post_134722.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_134669.html?pid=p9814&m= The sun is a long way away, and that's a good job or we would all get fried, its even further than from here in england to my house in spain, and that's a fecking long way. Its so far away that them c Tue, 29 Mar 2011 22:47:12 -0800 /blog/19436/post_134669.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_134580.html?pid=p9814&m= At peace with the world i sat by the lake, unusually for england the sun was shining, a beautiful spring day for once that some how makes up for all the rain we have here, the greens of nature blended Fri, 25 Mar 2011 22:47:37 -0800 /blog/19436/post_134580.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_134548.html?pid=p9814&m= Life you know is full of ups and downs, shagging for example, i mean all that hard work, and what for, a messy bed that's what. We should all think about not shagging at all, or at least do it on the Thu, 24 Mar 2011 04:38:32 -0800 /blog/19436/post_134548.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_134489.html?pid=p9814&m= Man, ive been in england 4 days now, I'm bored, bored shitless. I went fishing yesterday only to find the lakes closed for a day.stocktaking no doubt.Everything here is based on business, i want t Tue, 22 Mar 2011 00:30:14 -0800 /blog/19436/post_134489.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_134435.html?pid=p9814&m= Ive had a few girlfriends, it seems I'm a glutton for punishment, or just plain stupid, but anyway, believe me when i tell you i know what I'm dribbling on about today, pleasuring a bird.Take Sun, 20 Mar 2011 00:17:32 -0800 /blog/19436/post_134435.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_134347.html?pid=p9814&m= 4.5 Billion years ago there was a big bang, an fecking huge bang and norfolk was made as the center of the universe.Ask tone boy and poet dancer, they will remember.Now as you can imagine it wont that Wed, 16 Mar 2011 02:55:50 -0800 /blog/19436/post_134347.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_134305.html?pid=p9814&m= We can do that, said the human, we can do anything...........................The cow chewed the grass in blissful ignorance, completely unaware that she was going to die in a horrible way.She had felt Mon, 14 Mar 2011 09:25:30 -0800 /blog/19436/post_134305.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_134273.html?pid=p9814&m= I don't like horses, well not allot any way, they are big and they smell, so they are a bit like me then, and that's no doubt why they like me.I don't know why the german likes them either, they keep Sat, 12 Mar 2011 22:38:12 -0800 /blog/19436/post_134273.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_134243.html?pid=p9814&m= Well, i got back to friggie, the van is good again, and that's more than i can say for antonio the first mechanic to fit a fan belt on that fecking van.I'm right proud of myself for reducing h Fri, 11 Mar 2011 02:47:44 -0800 /blog/19436/post_134243.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_134211.html?pid=p9814&m= After reading this post you might be forgiven if you feel like going out and buying a rope to hang yourself, well don't, unless you are a christian or something.See I'm sitting in a bar at 7 i Wed, 09 Mar 2011 23:07:38 -0800 /blog/19436/post_134211.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_134118.html?pid=p9814&m= I only know one french canadian bloke, and hes a raving poof, so it follows in ricardo logic that all french Canadian blokes are raving gay, so i suppose all the french canadian birds have to go to th Sun, 06 Mar 2011 23:25:54 -0800 /blog/19436/post_134118.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_134100.html?pid=p9814&m= The story so far, in fast motion, because ain't got a lot of time before the raging nympho otherwise known as the german wants her hourly ration.Sits and offers a quiet prayer to the dog mutley, pleas Sat, 05 Mar 2011 23:19:59 -0800 /blog/19436/post_134100.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_133966.html?pid=p9814&m= Ive had an australian, what the feck do i want another one for after the last one?It all got a bit messy down under.Why cant birds leave me alone, i just want a bit of peace and quiet and some fishing Mon, 28 Feb 2011 22:43:29 -0800 /blog/19436/post_133966.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_133873.html?pid=p9814&m= I hate the fecking yanks!That bloody best mate of mine drinks like a fish and makes me have hangovers, the dammed bearded hippie.Not only that he didn't like the german, and she didn't like hi Thu, 24 Feb 2011 13:31:37 -0800 /blog/19436/post_133873.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_133729.html?pid=p9814&m= Ok I lied about tone boy getting an erection, its not going to happen, ophelia naked might though.So tomorrow is the party, be there or be square an all that stuff, i like moving, cos it means you get Sat, 19 Feb 2011 11:03:20 -0800 /blog/19436/post_133729.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_133680.html?pid=p9814&m= Is it safe to go out yet?Feck valentines day, that's what I say.I hate moving, there's stuff every where, and still more to come, but where the feck are my undies?For the last two days ive bee Thu, 17 Feb 2011 22:11:24 -0800 /blog/19436/post_133680.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_133477.html?pid=p9814&m= Captain J d Ricardo sat in his control chair on the reconditioned star ship pigflu, looking pissed off. In a monotone voice he started today's log,,,, this is captain,,,,,,,,, ooooooooo feck this.Capt Tue, 08 Feb 2011 23:07:12 -0800 /blog/19436/post_133477.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_133440.html?pid=p9814&m= You could be forgiven from reading the title of this blog that this is some story about a little cow girl with a funny hat who had wild sex with a donkey and produced some potato heads, but its not.Yo Sun, 06 Feb 2011 22:43:13 -0800 /blog/19436/post_133440.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/19436/post_133344.html?pid=p9814&m= Feck its cold, and so are the birds. Tue, 01 Feb 2011 03:14:15 -0800 /blog/19436/post_133344.html?pid=p9814&m=