/blog/jake_633/?pid=p9814 stories for old kids /blog/1525/post_139573.html?pid=p9814&m= Let's see if there's anything in my head?I saw a few of the republican presidential hopefuls speeches and here's my considered conclusions.Newt Gingrich- morally bankrupt slimeballMitt Romney- dangero Thu, 26 Jan 2012 08:20:59 -0800 /blog/1525/post_139573.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_138055.html?pid=p9814&m= Announcing the burf of grandotty Maisy,Isabel,Elizabeth Ellis-Lashbrook.Remember the name, she's gonna be a star. Wed, 12 Oct 2011 04:45:56 -0800 /blog/1525/post_138055.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_137735.html?pid=p9814&m= Shmuckle! Tue, 20 Sep 2011 10:35:36 -0800 /blog/1525/post_137735.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_136782.html?pid=p9814&m= Having chosen the path of least resistance.Having taken the road most travelled.Having only heard the voice of most insistence.Having seen all my mysteries unravelled.I have lived a life of predictabi Thu, 28 Jul 2011 07:10:36 -0800 /blog/1525/post_136782.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_136195.html?pid=p9814&m= The hippy-potty-mouse is a funny-lookin' critterand doesn't make a very good baby sitter,cos when it sits on baybees it tends to squish them flatand they stick onto his bottom and that's the end o' th Sat, 25 Jun 2011 15:34:02 -0800 /blog/1525/post_136195.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_135351.html?pid=p9814&m= -Arboreal emotions-I am a tree, and when you touch me,my human child,it does horrible things to me.Infects my bark, pollutes my sapand for a decade I’m dizzy.I am a tree, and you my human child,are Sun, 01 May 2011 07:56:07 -0800 /blog/1525/post_135351.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_135304.html?pid=p9814&m= -----LIMPET LOVE-----Shackled to you,You know I am.And you couldn't care less.Your biddable slaveyou know I am,Just another dolly for you to dress.Easily you take me,Easier still, you leaveAnd I have Thu, 28 Apr 2011 11:51:26 -0800 /blog/1525/post_135304.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_134872.html?pid=p9814&m= Gloria has a peanutsand she let's it come between us.I've told her i don't mindwhatever it is i findwhile rummaging in her pantaloonsGloria has a beardshe thinks that's just a little weirdbut i don't Thu, 07 Apr 2011 11:39:39 -0800 /blog/1525/post_134872.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_134797.html?pid=p9814&m= My peanuts bring all the girls to the yardAnd they likes it when i makes it hardTwo and a half pounds of stiffened lardThis little ditty could get me barred. Mon, 04 Apr 2011 11:40:08 -0800 /blog/1525/post_134797.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_134405.html?pid=p9814&m= With new-birth comes the death of dreams.A fair exchange of joy for sorrow.So, at least until some new tomorrowLet me grieve the death of dreams.Let me cry for might-have-beens.Let me mourn lost hopes Fri, 18 Mar 2011 07:53:18 -0800 /blog/1525/post_134405.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_133499.html?pid=p9814&m= She's af' among the heather noo.Aye, ma bonny lass has left me.She wasnae meant to bide sae longBut she didnae want to fret me.Aften when the reaper'd callShe'd hide beneath yon tartan shawland wait u Thu, 10 Feb 2011 08:06:50 -0800 /blog/1525/post_133499.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_133465.html?pid=p9814&m= You do not see the world like me.My eyes are so much dimmer.Where i just see reality,Your vision is much grimmer. Tue, 08 Feb 2011 06:55:34 -0800 /blog/1525/post_133465.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_133464.html?pid=p9814&m= Dog-jobby, dog-jobby from whence did you spring?Oot of an anusOr some other thing?Dog-jobby, dog-jobbyYer so fricken hugeI could hollow you out and enter the luge. Tue, 08 Feb 2011 06:54:40 -0800 /blog/1525/post_133464.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_130790.html?pid=p9814&m= When i was a child, at school the other kids thought i was weird cos i accidently swallowed a calculator. I have felt ever since that it's what's inside that counts. Sat, 09 Oct 2010 14:15:40 -0800 /blog/1525/post_130790.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_130689.html?pid=p9814&m= I KNOW YOU.I know your fingerprints.I know you then and i know you since.I know behind your eyes.I know your female size (sighs).I know your curvature.I know you rich, i know you poor.I know your "nau Wed, 06 Oct 2010 08:45:42 -0800 /blog/1525/post_130689.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_130316.html?pid=p9814&m= Woe is me the modern man.Got false teeth and a spray-on tan.I eat fois gras and expensive flan.Drink cheap plonk from a metal can.Got a bread-maker and an omelette pan.Got a motorbike and a mini-van.G Sun, 19 Sep 2010 09:08:30 -0800 /blog/1525/post_130316.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_129564.html?pid=p9814&m= Ain't she purty? I is in lurve. Thu, 19 Aug 2010 11:46:52 -0800 /blog/1525/post_129564.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_128828.html?pid=p9814&m= Each night the penis pixies visit me in my slumbers,fill my satchel with sex-weesalmost beyond numbers,make me behave like a moron,make me behave like a man,though, honest to goodnessthat's really the Sun, 18 Jul 2010 03:19:35 -0800 /blog/1525/post_128828.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_126669.html?pid=p9814&m= when i am oldtime may make me acheand perhaps i'll feel the coldbut i shall havethe warm blanket you gave meI shall wear it as a shawl.You said it was made of loveand love is allafter alland yours wil Sun, 25 Apr 2010 05:38:13 -0800 /blog/1525/post_126669.html?pid=p9814&m= /blog/1525/post_126041.html?pid=p9814&m= The Ticky-Ticky-TooIf i were a ticky-ticky-tooI'd be much the same as you,I'd go to the movies and Sundays the zooI'd eat lots of sweeties and maybe some glueI'd drink lots o fizzy and mugs of shampoo Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:16:50 -0800 /blog/1525/post_126041.html?pid=p9814&m=