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Aug 31, 2005 8:25 am
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Co-operation must be earned, not demanded.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the
other fellow has, you wishyou had ordered that
Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a
millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?"
asked the friend. The woman replied, "A billionaire.
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and
said, "I've found a
woman just like mother!" His father replied,
"So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict
attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father,
I can say anything I want to, around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention
A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once.
Words to live by:
Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute
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Sardarji
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Aug 31, 2005 8:21 am
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BEPPO SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE.
Friend: What are you looking at?
Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Beppo Singh: four asterisks!
BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the
figure,
the answer is 6!!
BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet
yet!!
BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR.
Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4
hrs. because of a power failure.
Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the
escalator for 3hrs.
Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and
low,all over the living room. She asked him: "What are you so
frantically searching?" Santa: "Hidden cameras!" Jasmeet: "And
what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?" Santa: "Or
else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying
...'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know
what I am watching?"
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth
floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and
shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an
accident" Sardarji was in panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped
from his office window while coming down when he was near the
tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named
preeto.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not
married.
Finally when he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was
not Santa Singh.
Haha haaha eeee
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