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Kissss, u'll love it. comment plz
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Aug 24, 2005 7:51 am
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What Is A Kiss ?
Definition of a "kiss" as per different fields...
Professor of Economics :
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Professor Of Accountancy :
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Professor Of Algebra :
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Professor Of Geometry :
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Professor Of Biology :
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Professor Of Chemistry :
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Professor Of Zoology :
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Professor Of Physiology :
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
Professor Of Dentistry :
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Professor Of Statistics :
Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Professor Of Philosophy :
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Professor Of English :
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Professor Of Architecture :
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects
Professor Of Comp.Science :
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.
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Comment plz. u'll like it
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Aug 24, 2005 7:46 am
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Love And Marriage
Love is holding hands in the street
Marriage is holding arguments in the street
Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant
Marriage is a Chinese take-out
Love is cuddling on a sofa
Marriage is deciding on a sofa
Love is talking about having children
Marriage is talking about getting away from children
Love is going to bed early
Marriage is going to sleep early
Love is a romantic drive
Marriage is a tarmac drive
Love is losing your appetite
Marriage is losing your figure
Love is sweet nothing in the ear
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank
Love is a flickering flame
Marriage is a flickering television
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"
In short, love is blind, marriage is an eye opener.
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