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An article that best describes the personality and values of a pinoy.

Pinoy

A must read for every true blue Pinoy even those Pinoy at heart.
Published on 08 Apr 07 in the Phil. Daily Inquirer. Please read and
enjoy.

MANILA, Philippines -- Pinoy is what Filipinos call each other, a term
of endearment. You're Pinoy from Pilipino just like you're tisoy from
mestizo or chinoy from chino.

It's a nickname just as Minoy is from Maximo, Ninoy from Benigno, Tinay
from Florentina and Kikay from Francisca. But now they're Maxi and Ben
and Tintin and Cheska.

You've been called indio, goo-goo, Negro, flip, noypits. Or Filipino, a
biscuit that is brown outside and white inside, or a word stricken
from the dictionary which means domestic. Ay, lintik!

You're Juan de la Cruz or Mang Pandoy. You're common tao, masa, urban
poor but also Cecile Licad and Don Jaime, Jose Rizal and Tony Meloto,
Shawie and Pacquiao and Nick Joaquin, galing galing.

Born June 12, 1896, the Republic of the RP is a Gemini, good at
connecting, good at loving-loving, good at texting and interpersonal skills.

Filipinos like to yakap, akbay, hawak, kalong, kalabit. We sleep side
by side, siping-siping, we go out kabit kabit.

There's lots of us to go around. Someone always to listen to a sob
story, even in a jeepney, to share-a-load or to share a TV.

*Everyone's tit o, tit a*

Who has a hipag, a bayaw, a bilas, a balae, a kinakapatid? Who has an
ate, dete, diche, kuya, diko? The maids call her ate, the driver calls
him kuya and everybody is tit o or tit a.

Who has a Lola Baby, a Tit o Totoy, a bosing called Sir Pee wee, his wife
Ma'am Lovely and their kids Cla Cla and Cring Cring?

The Pinoy lives in a condo, a mansion, an apartment, a bahay na bato,
ilalim ng tulay, Luneta, Forbes Park, and Paris too!

He's a citizen of the world, he's in all the villages and capitals,
colonizing the West, bringing his guitar and his bagoong, his walis na
tingting, his tabo, his lolo and lola.

Where there's a beat, there's a Pinoy. You'll find her singing in a
nightclub in Tokyo, a musical in London, the Opera House in Sydney. Sure,
they've got the infrastructure, the theaters and architecture. Who but
Pinoys direct their plays, or trains their company managers, and
imports our teachers, by the way?

*Viagra to Victoria's Secret*

Look at that baggage all pasalubong, none for herself. From bedsheet to
hair color, Toblerone to carpet, Viagra to paella pan, Victoria's
Secret to microwave.

Hey, Joe, don't envy me 'cause I'm brown, you'll get ultra violet from
that sun and turn red not brown.

Just lucky, I guess. God put us all in the oven, but some were uncooked
and some were burned, but me, I came out golden brown!

Hey, Kristoff! Hey David and Ann! Your Pinoy yaya makes your kids
gentler, more obedient, she teaches them how to pray. Hey Big Brother!

Hey Grandma Moses! Who but Pinoy nurses make your sick days easier all
the way?

We made the jeepney, the karaoke, the fluorescent bulb, the moon buggy.
We invented People Power and crispy pata; popularized virgin coconut
oil, scaled the Everest and made it with Cebu furniture abroad among the
best. Ever trying for the Guinness World Record with the longest swim
of a child, the longest kiss, the longest longanisa?

*Linguist*

The Pinoy is a linguist. As in. As if. For a while. Open the light.
Close the light. Paki ganyan naman ang kuwan sa ano. Tuck in. Tuck out.
Don't be high blood. If you're ready na, I'll
pass for you.

Hayop; Hanep! Bongga ka 'day, feel na feel kita, kilig to the bones
ako. Don't make wala, don't make tampo. Taralets na, babes, let's go,
nababato na ang syota mo.

I'm inviting you to my party, please RSVP. Oo means "yes" or "maybe,"
or "yes if you insist," or "maybe if it doesn't rain."

"Yes" is also a nice way of saying "no." Yes, hindi kita sisiputin.
"No," eto na ako at ang barkada ko. Please don't ask a Pinoy a question
like that!

*Just flows*

She's not so exact, not so chop-chop, she just flows and flows.
Filipino time? Naku, huli din naman ang Kano!

The Pinoy finds time to be nice, to be kind, to apologize, to be there
when you're depressed, to help you with your utang and your wedding
dress.

The Filipino is a giver, never mind what it does to his liver, never
mind what it takes. Hardships of the Third World don't dry up his blood,
they just make him more compassionate, more feeling, of the other guy's
lot.

Note that the maid sends all her wages home to ailing daddy. She is the
OCW whose labor of loneliness created the original katas ng Saudi.

*'Bahala na'*

The Filipino is fearless, bahala na si Batman, which actually means
Bathala na or "leave all to God." Okay lang if I die by bitay, okay lang
if I live, okay lang if I survive by the skin of
my teeth.

Saway ni Inay: Di ka naman Bill Gates, di ka naman French, mahirap nang
magbuhat ng sarili mong bench.

Be Pinoy!
Enjoy!
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Engr. Chip Diniak Apr 8, 2008 5:23 am
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this is for you coochie coo Apr 8, 2008 4:50 am
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Love Lust & Marriage

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. There really is one.LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot?
MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids. LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - When . . . Uh . . . what's a climax?
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DREAMS...... Apr 8, 2008 4:45 am
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Something About Dream ...Facts ...Trivia...
• One third of our lives are spent sleeping.

• In your lifetime you will spend about six years of it dreaming.
That is more than 2100 days spent in a different world.

• Everybody dreams. Just because you don’t remember your dreams
it does not mean that you didn’t dream.

• We dream an average of one or two hours every night and we often
have four to seven dreams in one night.

• Five minutes after the end of a dream, half the content is
forgotten. After ten minutes, 99 percent is lost.

• If you are snoring then you cannot be dreaming.

• The word dream stems from the middle English word, ‘dreme’
which means joy and music.

• Men tend to dream more about other men, while women dream
equally about men and women.

• People who give up smoking have longer and more intense dreams.

• Toddlers do not dream about themselves. They don’t appear in their
own dreams until the age of four
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hahahaha Mar 29, 2008 3:51 am
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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust

BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.

~~~~~~~~~

Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.

Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

~~~~~~~~~

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
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very smart Mar 27, 2008 9:57 pm
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very smart
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were .

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat,

"T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said,

"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies ............ Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said

"Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"

The Government Employee called his cat and said.....

"Coffee Break.....do your stuff."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet........ ...

Ate the cookies..... ......... .

Drank the milk........ ......

Sh*t on the paper....... ......... ....

Screwed the other three cats........ ......... ....

Claimed he injured his back while doing so.......... ........

Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.. .......

Put in for Workers Compensation. ......... .....and

Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............ .!!!!!!!! !!
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Think before visiting any 5 star hotel-joke Mar 27, 2008 8:23 pm
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Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst
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hehehe Mar 18, 2008 7:35 am
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A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
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JOKE Mar 14, 2008 6:19 am
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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching... ..

Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ...

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front....... .

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......"

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared..... . since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......! ,_
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DIARY OF A YOUNG WIFE Mar 14, 2008 6:13 am
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SHARE ME :Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.
It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.
Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.
Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow.
Thursday:
Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.
It said, prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right.I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I'll try to be supportive.
Friday:
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did,to my mum's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.
Saturday:
Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.
When I asked him what was wrong he started cry
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NEWTONS LAWS OF LOVE Mar 14, 2008 6:06 am
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First law:

A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.

Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.

Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Universal law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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